Safe-4-Work
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Wednesday, August 6, 2008
You never know who you may be talking to
Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the
midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette.

One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in
jeans and a golf shirt got on with her.

Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little
casually today, aren't we?"

The man replied, "That's one benefit of owning the company..."

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Thursday, July 31, 2008
'Ooops' goes the cheerleader

Cheerleading Bloopers - A funny movie is a click away

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Is there really always a bright side to things?

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No laughing at work
Kollios, who works at the Trinity Grill in New Port Richey, said her boss approached her in front of a customer with one of the oddest requests she's ever heard.

"I had a customer at the bar and the owner came up to me and said, 'Please stop laughing,' Kollios said. "We giggled -- the guy at the bar and myself. And then I said, 'Are you serious?' And he said, 'Yes, if you laugh again, you will have to go home."

Kollios said she was then fired on the spot.

Kollios said she was shocked by her employer's actions.

"I will say that I don't have an odd laugh," Kollios said. "I did ask a few people but it's not."

The restaurant owner said a customer did not complain about the laughing. However, he prefers the restaurant to be quiet and cozy and Kollios' laugh prevented that from happening.

Under Florida law, employees are considered "at will," which means they may be terminated for any reason as long as they're not under contract and it doesn't involve age, sex or race discrimination.

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008
This will never work

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Monday, July 28, 2008
E-mail joke
It's wise to remember how easily email -- this wonderful technology -- can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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Friday, July 25, 2008
Things don't always go as planned!

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Thursday, July 24, 2008
Don't try this at work!
We all have bad days. But when you do, try to take a deep breath and relax. Maybe go for a walk. Just don't do what these guys did ...

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Friday, July 18, 2008
Mistaken identity? No matter ...
This video is 2 years old, but is still worth watching over again!

With the seconds ticking down to a studio discussion about a court case involving Apple Computer and The Beatles' record label, a floor manager had run to reception and grabbed the man, thinking he was Guy Kewney, editor of Newswireless.net, a specialist internet publication.

Actually, he was a minicab driver who had been waiting to drive Mr Kewney home.

Despite knowing nothing about the case - a judge ruled that the computer company could continue to use the Apple symbol for its iTunes download service - the man gamely attempted to bluff his way through and, speaking in a strong French accent, sustained a (somewhat illogical) form of conversation. Meanwhile, the real Mr Kewney watched indignantly on a monitor in reception.

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Monday, July 14, 2008
Ricky Gervais learns how to act
Too funny by half! I can think of several actors who could use this advice!

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Friday, July 11, 2008
Free to good home
Funny Graphics
Funny Images

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Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Giraffe leads circus break-out
Fifteen camels, two zebras and several llamas and pot-bellied pigs escaped from a circus visiting Amsterdam.

"We suspect that a giraffe kicked open a pen," claimed Dutch police, adding that the animals did not get far before they were rounded up and returned to the circus.

And you thought the coyote was wily ...

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The top ten signs you're eating too much
10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.

9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.

8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.

7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.

6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.

5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!"

4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else.

3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.

2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.

1. You're sweatin' gravy.

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Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Quotables
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. ~Franklin P. Jones

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm NO quitter!

Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance.

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Monday, July 7, 2008
Marks for swearing
A British student who scribbled an expletive on an English language exam paper has been awarded 7.5 per cent for accurate spelling and effective communication.

The pupil, who wrote "f–- off" after being asked in an English exam to "describe the room you are sitting in", got 2 marks out of 27 and would have got more if he had added some punctuation, chief examiner Peter Buckroyd told The Times.

"It does show some very basic skills we are looking for – like conveying some meaning and some spelling," said Buckroyd, who works for the Assessment and Qualifications Alliance examinations board. "It shows some nominal skills but no relevance to the task".

"If it had had an exclamation mark it would have got a little bit more because it would have been showing a little bit of skill".

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Prepare to be grossed out!
Funny, yes. Gross? Very!

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Friday, June 20, 2008
Simon's cat wants in
Too cute? Too bad! ;)

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